Bald Dad Shirts

Bald dads are better. The cookout evidence is overwhelming.

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Unisex classic fit. Compare these garment measurements with a similar tee you already own.

Gildan Softstyle 64000

Garment measurements, inches and centimeters
Size	Flat chest width	Body length at back
S	18 in 45.7 cm	28 in 71.1 cm
M	20 in 50.8 cm	29 in 73.7 cm
L	22 in 55.9 cm	30 in 76.2 cm
XL	24 in 61.0 cm	31 in 78.7 cm
2XL	26 in 66.0 cm	32 in 81.3 cm
3XL	28 in 71.1 cm	33 in 83.8 cm

Lay the item flat. Measure chest width one inch below the armhole. Measure body length from the high point of the shoulder to the finished back hem.